tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76502844048108628002024-03-19T00:06:11.307-06:00Ocurrencias Mínimasde un tipo con buenos principios e impredecibles finalesMiguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.comBlogger155125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-73196626279803343472023-09-21T06:07:00.007-06:002023-09-21T08:16:12.340-06:00Deseo<p style="text-align: justify;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSXno0O-wnINJM1WUJG4moUMBkdpOiMnwW32g9u9PPCn-wekMpUN0QWe1FpeAcmh0NXZnB08wG-40cVAqm0lwVOzCDXWjD5kFdhn4KXFAD-Je6qlOWV4_DhXty3A2FtSu-CAL9MJbkVIJUzJS4zT949pGacKh2OSasuu_aWvHdOvyjCuoHAhL1memJROZK/s1200/FFQRNAIARJE7VN55JLCAUFMD2U.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSXno0O-wnINJM1WUJG4moUMBkdpOiMnwW32g9u9PPCn-wekMpUN0QWe1FpeAcmh0NXZnB08wG-40cVAqm0lwVOzCDXWjD5kFdhn4KXFAD-Je6qlOWV4_DhXty3A2FtSu-CAL9MJbkVIJUzJS4zT949pGacKh2OSasuu_aWvHdOvyjCuoHAhL1memJROZK/w200-h200/FFQRNAIARJE7VN55JLCAUFMD2U.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br /><br /><p></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Deseo profundamente ser pobre por un día, esto de serlo diario no va con mi personalidad.</p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-91341818795457568452023-09-18T04:51:00.012-06:002023-09-18T04:57:42.987-06:00Creencia Amorosa<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR9U9jojyxI0H01QIT_1fXs7ZPPyJfXEslLU1i_HaDYzWku6MHBzek5jzHcc3EOo2kS38rxaVGcaRu0s0dpN87LOxRbLFep9xj7DsB4crIFHHusy8TSZ5QkYLXWILrMEQiH4DpP298dm6Fz16oeOpCNFmoldIxLkoAJ5y-aYT6o60Q_BxegXwnZxdCqTJV/s864/86b707b5-2064-47fc-9f8f-2fa8c3a8d95b.webp" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="864" data-original-width="576" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhR9U9jojyxI0H01QIT_1fXs7ZPPyJfXEslLU1i_HaDYzWku6MHBzek5jzHcc3EOo2kS38rxaVGcaRu0s0dpN87LOxRbLFep9xj7DsB4crIFHHusy8TSZ5QkYLXWILrMEQiH4DpP298dm6Fz16oeOpCNFmoldIxLkoAJ5y-aYT6o60Q_BxegXwnZxdCqTJV/w133-h200/86b707b5-2064-47fc-9f8f-2fa8c3a8d95b.webp" width="133" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">El noventa y nueve porciento de las relaciones amorosas de Elena Morado han acabado por culpa de sus creencias. La pobre cree que la quieren, pero resulta que no.</div></span></div><p></p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-17956263557099136702023-09-15T05:42:00.003-06:002023-09-18T04:31:35.901-06:00Amor Otoñal<div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7_vqkoAV8VKXKnVa0a6lH26LBR3pVwQMY0F99bVKhCN3B4HETfJc_J1NZc8WAgKarO2IB86WQDbB4_ZvdSh0-866MJeZv9SUbMGebz9VRhuqypb6S-XJJIXwlvlg4IC9FAKW8z4IDUey0mrnyVBsE5vnNWpBD7pTh6-mZk1DrD9dnTWXM_vI9gL9sLDLH/s353/ab1f3a7136f92b24d206edac7e15858f.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="353" data-original-width="236" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7_vqkoAV8VKXKnVa0a6lH26LBR3pVwQMY0F99bVKhCN3B4HETfJc_J1NZc8WAgKarO2IB86WQDbB4_ZvdSh0-866MJeZv9SUbMGebz9VRhuqypb6S-XJJIXwlvlg4IC9FAKW8z4IDUey0mrnyVBsE5vnNWpBD7pTh6-mZk1DrD9dnTWXM_vI9gL9sLDLH/w134-h200/ab1f3a7136f92b24d206edac7e15858f.jpg" width="134" /></a></div><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Nunca pensé conocer una mujer que me hiciera sentir tantas y tantas cosas... celos, ansiedad, psicosis y estrés sólo por nombrar algunas.</div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-52046783756734077852023-09-09T04:37:00.000-06:002023-09-09T04:37:27.412-06:00Embarazo imaginario<div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7coW2T_32QgbSoEDdqTJ9ColP8QXKrO0b11kf6wlfkKO99iQhFT1Y_f6NmlPgKKClXGXLV6_oVvFUiiFUq66XuNoTv8AQCBzdCDWVtPrhGUrmIoGH8o63njbfi_TzcWIdawL2eWXj117A5KSfB17I_eUvMUydOreR-6mUz-gaLIdf2UK54wDMHEd9XbAf/s1024/mujer-llorando-novio-enfadado-1024x683.webp" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="683" data-original-width="1024" height="133" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7coW2T_32QgbSoEDdqTJ9ColP8QXKrO0b11kf6wlfkKO99iQhFT1Y_f6NmlPgKKClXGXLV6_oVvFUiiFUq66XuNoTv8AQCBzdCDWVtPrhGUrmIoGH8o63njbfi_TzcWIdawL2eWXj117A5KSfB17I_eUvMUydOreR-6mUz-gaLIdf2UK54wDMHEd9XbAf/w200-h133/mujer-llorando-novio-enfadado-1024x683.webp" width="200" /></a></div><br />Una amiga muy querida quiere que me haga responsable pues dice estar embarazada de mí. Por más que lo intento no logro convencerla que eso es imposible y aunque duela, debe entender que ¡yo ya nací hace mucho tiempo!</div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-74934081474950660742023-07-18T05:51:00.021-06:002023-07-18T06:05:30.984-06:00Clonación<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVoZopaHPou1aoov5eJ_proHNdbbWzWd-tX_sjx369NsPs5SAMN3v4mAKQbSNJReFZqrOKqrsJYLPUuTnjbgCPNszWtCEx3OJpAf-KKH-ROTvbneKNsE95DagLYbIwK5bJIml4HqLznZA2j8LgZxeeL2SJvWhYm81sI9p2nPKDYMV82YHRIEYcbXvUPg/s448/1366_2000.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="240" data-original-width="448" height="117" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVoZopaHPou1aoov5eJ_proHNdbbWzWd-tX_sjx369NsPs5SAMN3v4mAKQbSNJReFZqrOKqrsJYLPUuTnjbgCPNszWtCEx3OJpAf-KKH-ROTvbneKNsE95DagLYbIwK5bJIml4HqLznZA2j8LgZxeeL2SJvWhYm81sI9p2nPKDYMV82YHRIEYcbXvUPg/w192-h117/1366_2000.jpg" width="192" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">China canceló su "Programa de Clonación Humana" o "<span style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202124; font-family: inherit; text-align: left;">再见克隆</span><span style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202124; font-family: inherit; text-align: left;">" en chino, </span>argumentando que después de varios años lo único que descubrieron es que es dinero tirado a la basura.</div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-10430683303320036062023-07-16T12:22:00.021-06:002023-07-18T05:28:51.639-06:00Sueño cumplido<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUTyq35EYPYVq5jeYkflD9xCia_gHMTqFryRPvAChzwkSA8FYkEp0sKJ96PSLVttHXrKd8AY05RQeG4VOEPEKZbI5glBMR0przFBArKyv6NbNeGcFMBmo-SKImzV0liBTP8FviQjGhBJAGi3an-q1AQ-7diW9ozFcr6JqmhFHE-U2anlBrU4j3LM7-5v98/s450/IMG-20230627-WA0016~2.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="355" data-original-width="450" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUTyq35EYPYVq5jeYkflD9xCia_gHMTqFryRPvAChzwkSA8FYkEp0sKJ96PSLVttHXrKd8AY05RQeG4VOEPEKZbI5glBMR0przFBArKyv6NbNeGcFMBmo-SKImzV0liBTP8FviQjGhBJAGi3an-q1AQ-7diW9ozFcr6JqmhFHE-U2anlBrU4j3LM7-5v98/w186-h150/IMG-20230627-WA0016~2.jpg" width="186" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">¡Con trabajo y esfuerzo todo se consigue! Hoy decidí consentirme y aunque solamente había en color blanco, adquirí éste maravilloso juego de cuatro sillas.</div><p></p><p></p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-85193778174016241872023-06-09T05:03:00.001-06:002023-06-09T05:03:16.363-06:00Búsqueda frenética<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDMwGmLfPn1f-pYOSd2Tatnnzx5gnLbeXiBxO-AT6Gk13VWahSeV-q6wtOgIOBoA0M_xQ7v7aqgcJVUiV61TM_KOQwNyV2bphLPOf1nWfmT0xXAyl32TJf5sf8Ay7v6EMY94awtHfwcu7HZGq0TpF_pK-ru8B_wc8yX_CUhFLbOXLzBJ4zz19Brvpazg/s500/artworks-000053873102-uhgiov-t500x500.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="500" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDMwGmLfPn1f-pYOSd2Tatnnzx5gnLbeXiBxO-AT6Gk13VWahSeV-q6wtOgIOBoA0M_xQ7v7aqgcJVUiV61TM_KOQwNyV2bphLPOf1nWfmT0xXAyl32TJf5sf8Ay7v6EMY94awtHfwcu7HZGq0TpF_pK-ru8B_wc8yX_CUhFLbOXLzBJ4zz19Brvpazg/w168-h168/artworks-000053873102-uhgiov-t500x500.jpg" width="168" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Puedo asegurar que unicornio azul que perdió Silvio Rodríguez no habita en Cancún. Si lo busca en Miami probablemente tenga suerte de encontrarlo.</div><p></p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-51597333073821578872023-06-06T05:45:00.000-06:002023-06-06T05:45:21.317-06:00Buenos modales<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDTOhzFIpUGXOn7nv3667QSjC1FpNU3trVr7fDOmlpdeCSXx39iPf0AA4JPN0viIk_o8nYOy7r0P3xkR9DdcjV6ylClLn4rU52OWd_PsXiGQNSRtmgqkibQ1RtP4oehtSH9kE78bpR2iB5is480_2blOe6YMVoninE0aP4eXYAlC-9AeCV4t-RBj5BdQ/s604/perro-triste.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="340" data-original-width="604" height="135" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDTOhzFIpUGXOn7nv3667QSjC1FpNU3trVr7fDOmlpdeCSXx39iPf0AA4JPN0viIk_o8nYOy7r0P3xkR9DdcjV6ylClLn4rU52OWd_PsXiGQNSRtmgqkibQ1RtP4oehtSH9kE78bpR2iB5is480_2blOe6YMVoninE0aP4eXYAlC-9AeCV4t-RBj5BdQ/w182-h135/perro-triste.jpg" width="182" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Ayer mi perro salió del cementerio con un hueso en la boca. Tendré que leerle nuevamente el Manual de Carreño hasta que se lo aprenda.</div><p></p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-20466905666952052732023-06-04T18:18:00.003-06:002023-06-06T05:43:17.921-06:00Infortunio religioso<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLkNXrQhPG4q7uJLF44c8lNbNKMxnETKDYI0qy-j7CXsmBJKYDfTLLrweNYFwgFwoFyHGNdgm_5gjhUBzb58lJsNaUOfK6uYIbkHzvdhlxNawTgoRMA0eI_uhDDM9Sgxl3Gy78e8w4Rda1Xix-gk8ZzV74zyFWKAukJzlDNmDc15ubSKBxEfyY5_YQ-A/s960/pngtree-man-looking-like-he-has-a-grimacing-look-in-his-face-image_2565573.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="538" data-original-width="960" height="146" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLkNXrQhPG4q7uJLF44c8lNbNKMxnETKDYI0qy-j7CXsmBJKYDfTLLrweNYFwgFwoFyHGNdgm_5gjhUBzb58lJsNaUOfK6uYIbkHzvdhlxNawTgoRMA0eI_uhDDM9Sgxl3Gy78e8w4Rda1Xix-gk8ZzV74zyFWKAukJzlDNmDc15ubSKBxEfyY5_YQ-A/w191-h146/pngtree-man-looking-like-he-has-a-grimacing-look-in-his-face-image_2565573.png" width="191" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Matías Queroso se ha unido a varias sectas religiosas con la promesa de un nuevo renacer pero resulta que en todas renace igual... pobre, feo y antipático.</div><p></p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-76705596824946767762023-06-03T10:23:00.005-06:002023-06-06T05:43:03.676-06:00Emboscada<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7o9PyQ79BWTYHgW-Azh_NUPAPTzzodgGnmZfuhJoylFPNvCni0LDpDXXkNdSG_iF7cuNrB9jqElpHX_l3J04pKBVvQdAjMddNNVzTr-Hy7VUD94jUmVBmenFeAPIpVYaxReG5TBFyYzZqpxtkG1_fDqt81Gd75KnrDm60G8D_qrhfPNwEitvDwZU0qg/s507/istockphoto-521295379-170667a.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="507" data-original-width="338" height="175" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7o9PyQ79BWTYHgW-Azh_NUPAPTzzodgGnmZfuhJoylFPNvCni0LDpDXXkNdSG_iF7cuNrB9jqElpHX_l3J04pKBVvQdAjMddNNVzTr-Hy7VUD94jUmVBmenFeAPIpVYaxReG5TBFyYzZqpxtkG1_fDqt81Gd75KnrDm60G8D_qrhfPNwEitvDwZU0qg/w133-h175/istockphoto-521295379-170667a.jpg" width="133" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">De día la alfombra de leopardo aparenta estar reposando pero, en cuanto cae la noche, se levanta sigilosamente para salir a dar cuenta de algún transeúnte desprevenido.</div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-60877891897282354202023-05-31T05:05:00.057-06:002023-06-06T05:42:50.237-06:00Fantasma Fiestero<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-g6CIWI3_yJQtBPlIKgOMlQRzlqdSbkSZAcism9fxAx1cXV4Gg44tSeE26xtaRYyjQ4peoaypQViaHjxUWi3TlxQ9tEGUkABVHolQk2DvWxL9gHQPO49yj2LIbCYpc0Y-JSp0k8DdEJDJWZEqlQ8sBaIrCnk35rvUnr05nXDOd_PqTaZobTzn49EinQ/s296/images.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="170" data-original-width="296" height="133" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-g6CIWI3_yJQtBPlIKgOMlQRzlqdSbkSZAcism9fxAx1cXV4Gg44tSeE26xtaRYyjQ4peoaypQViaHjxUWi3TlxQ9tEGUkABVHolQk2DvWxL9gHQPO49yj2LIbCYpc0Y-JSp0k8DdEJDJWZEqlQ8sBaIrCnk35rvUnr05nXDOd_PqTaZobTzn49EinQ/w174-h133/images.jpg" width="174" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Rubén Fermizo siempre es el alma de las fiestas. Hace poco celebramos un año más de su fallecimiento.</div></span></div></div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-16750786617231519202023-05-28T08:26:00.002-06:002023-06-06T05:42:37.679-06:00Bebida Mortal<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFi8ndaPF4YYiXFOEXFALwfKOwb1z37rLcvj8Qh2Q0NmlsVczaEId5TcyiDzwqQWv9VobbR3SUPLjkh0AdibVemjQlfgvRh621S81ChTrzzZZ13elgSfSETSiCo3n4ncTvDm3wmss1_0vzmvd3iab7nCfmbR7jVSEKk91K2kYQMzIaegoqx75nUiN8xg/s2560/GettyImages-1057203898.webp" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1440" data-original-width="2560" height="126" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFi8ndaPF4YYiXFOEXFALwfKOwb1z37rLcvj8Qh2Q0NmlsVczaEId5TcyiDzwqQWv9VobbR3SUPLjkh0AdibVemjQlfgvRh621S81ChTrzzZZ13elgSfSETSiCo3n4ncTvDm3wmss1_0vzmvd3iab7nCfmbR7jVSEKk91K2kYQMzIaegoqx75nUiN8xg/w201-h126/GettyImages-1057203898.webp" width="201" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Dicen los que saben que cada cerveza que bebemos nos resta diez minutos de vida. Yo ya hice cuentas y fallecí en 1765.</div><p></p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-69822021862903283142023-05-27T05:03:00.085-06:002023-06-06T05:53:20.719-06:00Amistad capilar<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp-N0Mu7Cu8hhGW4up9Yc8l5VeQnxHmXbQ-iDw6FQDNWeiNSc4H_sQrhSdPTUgcFavXwFfwPOOSTMuwHmpdgWAfJG9iHmIkdgIx_yoJdPf27PTdQxZLQKZYsnNQTPN-e8q26rGtKedTna1l95ulgZNtX7Q8eCnfX641Plemf8zXkBVkRWbdgWbjAmVNQ/s575/PANDAS--575x323.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="323" data-original-width="575" height="112" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhp-N0Mu7Cu8hhGW4up9Yc8l5VeQnxHmXbQ-iDw6FQDNWeiNSc4H_sQrhSdPTUgcFavXwFfwPOOSTMuwHmpdgWAfJG9iHmIkdgIx_yoJdPf27PTdQxZLQKZYsnNQTPN-e8q26rGtKedTna1l95ulgZNtX7Q8eCnfX641Plemf8zXkBVkRWbdgWbjAmVNQ/w185-h112/PANDAS--575x323.jpg" width="185" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Llevo meses usando shampoo con extracto de Bambú para evitar la caída del cabello. Hoy en día, además de tenerlo sano y abundante, disfruto mucho la compañía de mis nuevos amigos.</div><p></p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-33226221887178832712023-05-25T05:02:00.005-06:002023-06-06T05:42:04.484-06:00Climatología Básica<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1c2ZuSKJ0dUeZx40_QQNfHaQcoRraCHvugBNDnRXgvEcGIbiWEtUUabufdWrzC4wxpk1ybOvF5cEl7RMaohnr65KrI0eGKX2PTx6JpsOuyKViTen0Zd_0jtsxN_Y-KUaRoxI7_6HjMEw2iAKZZm7qySXb13zB2tyXHXVI5tibHWD74t9E3b2efWwjFg/s1600/ws_Jeep_in_desert_1600x1200.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1600" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1c2ZuSKJ0dUeZx40_QQNfHaQcoRraCHvugBNDnRXgvEcGIbiWEtUUabufdWrzC4wxpk1ybOvF5cEl7RMaohnr65KrI0eGKX2PTx6JpsOuyKViTen0Zd_0jtsxN_Y-KUaRoxI7_6HjMEw2iAKZZm7qySXb13zB2tyXHXVI5tibHWD74t9E3b2efWwjFg/w178-h150/ws_Jeep_in_desert_1600x1200.jpg" width="178" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Si deseas dar un paseo inolvidable por el Desierto del Sahara y para ello lavas, aspiras y enceras tu Jeep seguramente lo conseguirás. El aguacero que te va a caer encima no lo olvidarás jamás... no falla.</div><p></p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-74613855892005554192023-05-22T12:57:00.011-06:002023-06-06T05:41:29.732-06:00Bonita tradición<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrr8AmXtkZ_nfb2Nu6B1EwX2bDJo-A_-zwdsxeXqF5KDvbxqonq8rkqFJ02ySRtrhS5XECNp1Yuzes07XiJUGLQUU3ady3CbU9sKN9ASNWcwduym44KnXff-Xo2vnc7u5EwNT22djA3KgRZCDRoWaSjCyOOHapC1gD4H7vgbcWX-zqR_G1WxAwwqMO6Q/s876/IMG-20230519-WA0010~2.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="876" data-original-width="590" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrr8AmXtkZ_nfb2Nu6B1EwX2bDJo-A_-zwdsxeXqF5KDvbxqonq8rkqFJ02ySRtrhS5XECNp1Yuzes07XiJUGLQUU3ady3CbU9sKN9ASNWcwduym44KnXff-Xo2vnc7u5EwNT22djA3KgRZCDRoWaSjCyOOHapC1gD4H7vgbcWX-zqR_G1WxAwwqMO6Q/w126-h200/IMG-20230519-WA0010~2.jpg" width="126" /></a></div><br /><br /><p></p><p><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Hay países en los que para evitar que los hombres tengamos pensamientos impúdicos, las mujeres se cubren el cabello.</p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-56080768275453763862023-05-19T05:45:00.002-06:002023-06-06T05:41:05.789-06:00Petición <p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAcZ3z5ECJbkhdXUCunauH8h22T4gRwUvmg7DvXo6jtQC-nnO1c9UbVaOSY_pnzzl5E3Smv03AxE23wZNcfYe6_Qxeu0IKcFcaGhVi9ss5-xNe1sjXuMV9bGbyi5tpp0bC0cCwHkXoEQ1x47H-wb2xXB_utFvnvPg9jGhOmocL-YZd_Kiuq7lSxarruw/s800/Feo-y-Guapa-1-min.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="600" height="173" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAcZ3z5ECJbkhdXUCunauH8h22T4gRwUvmg7DvXo6jtQC-nnO1c9UbVaOSY_pnzzl5E3Smv03AxE23wZNcfYe6_Qxeu0IKcFcaGhVi9ss5-xNe1sjXuMV9bGbyi5tpp0bC0cCwHkXoEQ1x47H-wb2xXB_utFvnvPg9jGhOmocL-YZd_Kiuq7lSxarruw/w130-h173/Feo-y-Guapa-1-min.jpg" width="130" /></a></div><br /><br /><p></p><p><br /></p><p>Dios por favor apiádate de mí... yo también soy tu hijo. </p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-12024845164411098522023-05-15T05:20:00.049-06:002023-06-06T05:40:46.141-06:00Decreto Real<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqfTH5nJP_uhQA2nQAKhG_SyB6bA-UAqekTaM9NfqFfO6h192YE8eMak8YhIvl9yx5hqz3OtQeoKKstYkZf7FPnBwJGx07t2JBnzYEnDNyfJ1IK3ljUMciaHHWOlqqL3-PUKovHm2byyxf2xE2zwY-gsLmt06e3Vbs5XqkhSy5JYbNaK0abQE-fWakjw/s667/Camila-ceremonia-coronacion-Westminster_1790532619_183844475_667x375.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="375" data-original-width="667" height="123" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqfTH5nJP_uhQA2nQAKhG_SyB6bA-UAqekTaM9NfqFfO6h192YE8eMak8YhIvl9yx5hqz3OtQeoKKstYkZf7FPnBwJGx07t2JBnzYEnDNyfJ1IK3ljUMciaHHWOlqqL3-PUKovHm2byyxf2xE2zwY-gsLmt06e3Vbs5XqkhSy5JYbNaK0abQE-fWakjw/w200-h123/Camila-ceremonia-coronacion-Westminster_1790532619_183844475_667x375.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Retroactivo al 06 de mayo del 2023, el uso del piropo: <i>"Mi Reina",</i> queda sin efecto hasta nuevo aviso.</div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-39018926531491952192023-05-08T05:38:00.001-06:002023-05-09T02:59:12.810-06:00Sentimientos puros<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJaMd8l4gHYuQveCZlQqaC-uKvJFwSfKBulwjSGvhKWOuX9EhHeCrAoKx8prYeulGfMo42Ft3zB3QOqvagquHgI9Sq695_HnQ6nb9igJlTH_uV8DpqZNgQT-oax8uZAkxSuF0JnTRmuW3Y4srPWWIep-BlBdwZVYJdWXmIWWQS_S5V4zSQctaJQWihHQ/s320/mqdefault.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="180" data-original-width="320" height="131" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJaMd8l4gHYuQveCZlQqaC-uKvJFwSfKBulwjSGvhKWOuX9EhHeCrAoKx8prYeulGfMo42Ft3zB3QOqvagquHgI9Sq695_HnQ6nb9igJlTH_uV8DpqZNgQT-oax8uZAkxSuF0JnTRmuW3Y4srPWWIep-BlBdwZVYJdWXmIWWQS_S5V4zSQctaJQWihHQ/w200-h131/mqdefault.jpg" width="200" /></a></div><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Damas háganme el favor de empezar a fijarse en los sentimientos por favor, no tengo edad ni dinero para gastar en cirugías o gimnasios.</div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-31061835320347485152023-05-06T05:13:00.003-06:002023-05-06T05:14:20.636-06:00Buen hijo<p style="text-align: justify;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU56R6FlWCFrDDpJEUYMK7SDLPQ-vosfaYFZwPftIjCYQ8L1oPHyM18eQHk2vv1yrFkseivUNflIGX4_POOEwsrnAyBtpAN9uqHwmVWRe7gYs7rvEKzZdegy-PGMS5OxmdXxVWTu1iN6TZ6okC87Xpj5sgaecA6TGEHSzJhFBoibIL-TUSSp2Furn7Lw/s1200/f.elconfidencial.com_original_277_9fc_5c8_2779fc5c81e11897eba9a5d9f4a6db4d.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="1200" height="148" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU56R6FlWCFrDDpJEUYMK7SDLPQ-vosfaYFZwPftIjCYQ8L1oPHyM18eQHk2vv1yrFkseivUNflIGX4_POOEwsrnAyBtpAN9uqHwmVWRe7gYs7rvEKzZdegy-PGMS5OxmdXxVWTu1iN6TZ6okC87Xpj5sgaecA6TGEHSzJhFBoibIL-TUSSp2Furn7Lw/w207-h148/f.elconfidencial.com_original_277_9fc_5c8_2779fc5c81e11897eba9a5d9f4a6db4d.jpg" width="207" /></a></div><div><br /></div><p style="text-align: justify;">Mi madre tiene la culpa del alcoholismo que padezco. Desde que era un niño me repite "Acábate el hígado, no dejes nada" y yo como buen hijo soy incapaz de llevarle la contraria.</p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-40790176015324948802023-05-03T04:15:00.009-06:002023-05-03T04:38:51.141-06:00Desintoxicación<div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8Fv89l-bSNAb8MNcyhhCcodnkziKYQmvLy-UftJD3BkqL9jEyQcCbM8K448Z27zZcuaL663E6Ip0po4ot1DChXxLsoohlKDWnM2u5A13q8Fv9SZvOfNA9kZXEHn0pUm-HBczd1gtqEsBB19YFXbDtZr15ZEeYE5T4FsYUjCfRMHVkj7gMddpMAsw6TQ/s450/67267430-pareja-desnuda-joven-que-fuma-en-la-cama-despu%C3%A9s-de-una-noche.webp" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="450" height="142" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8Fv89l-bSNAb8MNcyhhCcodnkziKYQmvLy-UftJD3BkqL9jEyQcCbM8K448Z27zZcuaL663E6Ip0po4ot1DChXxLsoohlKDWnM2u5A13q8Fv9SZvOfNA9kZXEHn0pUm-HBczd1gtqEsBB19YFXbDtZr15ZEeYE5T4FsYUjCfRMHVkj7gMddpMAsw6TQ/w194-h142/67267430-pareja-desnuda-joven-que-fuma-en-la-cama-despu%C3%A9s-de-una-noche.webp" width="194" /></a></div><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Un cigarro después del sexo... Y así fue como dejé de fumar.</div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-46246623747475599352023-05-01T10:43:00.000-06:002023-05-01T10:43:54.268-06:00Crecimiento desenfrenado<p style="text-align: justify;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4lDmwD5Orx3PStTRa3I-PNzmH_dDh_IGtpoYFlv3Ud6vm17-QCSIHcqaPnHSvkFjQGvLyz1vxjJxe4FCwYSaNHn1wy-TcMNqpgt00ramWod7xY3MWxNAlAtaRiYg8qL_QRSsXU5DvWMWgNBTaDjXm1izVpv-Z2FOhVVCrsWD5zrmG8OHlm2xba-ra5w/s700/1271800824_740215_0000000001_noticia_grande.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="700" data-original-width="700" height="188" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4lDmwD5Orx3PStTRa3I-PNzmH_dDh_IGtpoYFlv3Ud6vm17-QCSIHcqaPnHSvkFjQGvLyz1vxjJxe4FCwYSaNHn1wy-TcMNqpgt00ramWod7xY3MWxNAlAtaRiYg8qL_QRSsXU5DvWMWgNBTaDjXm1izVpv-Z2FOhVVCrsWD5zrmG8OHlm2xba-ra5w/w188-h188/1271800824_740215_0000000001_noticia_grande.jpg" width="188" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Siempre que mi amiga Atenea termina una relación me dice que "Soltar es crecer". Para los ciento tres metros que debería medir, la sigo viendo del mismo tamaño con el que la conocí.</div><p></p>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-69780705318846801692022-10-14T15:29:00.023-05:002022-10-15T06:22:50.501-05:00Seguro parental<p style="text-align: justify;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI8iQxEWbuRxtEDnk-4KRCftejRpV0HukNBhWH-RPStS1pTLXUTQ07FSE7cuR5d-FhcNWvWLkiws1rwaCe17OHdl9iqd8Wxz0bcarq5BwvdqmrcBIn5NM_jM2O_7bPKQpLwCCJ8DK4LyNhnF4dTP-TqB5bGXuoXZigBn4VAqHduatGr4fFJ6DynnOekA/s259/images.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="259" data-original-width="195" height="166" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI8iQxEWbuRxtEDnk-4KRCftejRpV0HukNBhWH-RPStS1pTLXUTQ07FSE7cuR5d-FhcNWvWLkiws1rwaCe17OHdl9iqd8Wxz0bcarq5BwvdqmrcBIn5NM_jM2O_7bPKQpLwCCJ8DK4LyNhnF4dTP-TqB5bGXuoXZigBn4VAqHduatGr4fFJ6DynnOekA/w125-h166/images.jpg" width="125" /></a></div><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Le sugerí a mi amigo Telmo que bautizara a su hijo como él, con su mismo nombre. De esa manera si resultara no ser suyo, al menos serían tocayos.<p></p></div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-2936603782097882002022-05-17T06:06:00.003-05:002022-05-17T06:09:45.230-05:00Tutores otoñales<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7CkibKiNEPwZkfB77s7GQnOOXvH55lLx-Y9az8CyPOjD_DBNc0AHVR_-A2LebvEPrtBAfIPCDLTAHj6Crp7Ihs5DjOcmedyNkU5xuwQuaDh4RK24wyrxkZ2FezPUi9Fg9mlmtvA6_offe8r7G5AtrJVNhd5aUFobH-V7Uit1FS1S0q1iH45e5bpr0Bw/s2000/abuelos-besando-su-nieta-casa_107420-10284.webp" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1333" data-original-width="2000" height="127" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7CkibKiNEPwZkfB77s7GQnOOXvH55lLx-Y9az8CyPOjD_DBNc0AHVR_-A2LebvEPrtBAfIPCDLTAHj6Crp7Ihs5DjOcmedyNkU5xuwQuaDh4RK24wyrxkZ2FezPUi9Fg9mlmtvA6_offe8r7G5AtrJVNhd5aUFobH-V7Uit1FS1S0q1iH45e5bpr0Bw/w200-h127/abuelos-besando-su-nieta-casa_107420-10284.webp" width="200" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Dejar a los hijos bajo el cuidado de los abuelos no es una buena idea. Hace días le pregunte a la hija de un amigo cuantos años cumpliría a lo que pausadamente me respondió: "Ay hijo, si Dios quiere y nos da vida... 7".</div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-15853385674620817872022-05-14T07:11:00.000-05:002022-05-14T07:11:56.216-05:00Top secret<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGFmex0Ez1ssBMi3Hqy_vTPVvv7pvtZ0O24mcBEoO3x_7QS8HjWcIkPI61MAPeWy95MwgATcPKdbrGUCB6Ldt9hsJwBL6OEoRzw4vtlrk5FQJ1PNuJVmIA12t78cFD97Yu6ewcuNp-8AZmhBiWPPXD6YNOX11xb4NA-rz6ldmgycWisGsTeq4xzHqiiw/s1200/hombre_infiel_amante_1_crop1608703587915.jpg_1902800913.webp" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="1200" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGFmex0Ez1ssBMi3Hqy_vTPVvv7pvtZ0O24mcBEoO3x_7QS8HjWcIkPI61MAPeWy95MwgATcPKdbrGUCB6Ldt9hsJwBL6OEoRzw4vtlrk5FQJ1PNuJVmIA12t78cFD97Yu6ewcuNp-8AZmhBiWPPXD6YNOX11xb4NA-rz6ldmgycWisGsTeq4xzHqiiw/w200-h150/hombre_infiel_amante_1_crop1608703587915.jpg_1902800913.webp" width="200" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Se dice que los mejores momentos de la vida no se publican. Las fotos de los fines de semana que Solomeo Paredes pasa a escondidas con su exnovia casada son un claro ejemplo de ello.</div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7650284404810862800.post-8698279171764304662022-05-12T19:47:00.002-05:002022-05-12T20:36:20.122-05:00Viajera del tiempo<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY6_1xpO2c-uA7nDYi89pNFtLiNqHEqrb5z2wDyVcxOsWALhLaM_UBPFulzVugMmAfhrPDett8c3MrbSOGciJRKwQL2RgvTTaHOT58NuthoLMsrZxcelmr5vZxyAGpVZlzvEjrmAausmY4OqlblhQahsraB7US7NebGgyDMO_9hVz3H9XCutAUCJwzZg/s1618/13ea7e69-b4c8-4f9b-af7f-dce4b92c90cf_alta-libre-aspect-ratio_default_0.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1618" data-original-width="1200" height="182" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhY6_1xpO2c-uA7nDYi89pNFtLiNqHEqrb5z2wDyVcxOsWALhLaM_UBPFulzVugMmAfhrPDett8c3MrbSOGciJRKwQL2RgvTTaHOT58NuthoLMsrZxcelmr5vZxyAGpVZlzvEjrmAausmY4OqlblhQahsraB7US7NebGgyDMO_9hVz3H9XCutAUCJwzZg/w140-h182/13ea7e69-b4c8-4f9b-af7f-dce4b92c90cf_alta-libre-aspect-ratio_default_0.jpg" width="140" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">La amiga del primo de un amigo, Erica Galindo, es considerada una auténtica viajera del tiempo. Ha tomado tantas pastillas del día siguiente que ya vive en el 2036.</div>Miguel Díaz Mirón Keuschhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14159202151383837389noreply@blogger.com19